You Might Be Thai If...

1. You think a face mask could be an accessory to your wardrobe
2. Uniforms and whistles are the indicators of true power
3. You are able to completely ignore people wearing uniforms and blowing whistles
4. You don't sweat
5. You ONLY carry an umbrella when it's sunny
6. You've never told a foreigner "No"...
7. Mexican's can't even come close to how many people you can fit in the bed of your truck ....on the interstate
8. Shoes are optional
9. You don't have tastebuds (because they've been singed off)
10. Politeness and patience are inherent qualities
11. Politeness and patience are not acceptable when driving...nor is following the "rules"
12. In order to feel comfortable, social heirarchy must be understood and adhered to with a smile :)
13. You laugh in awkward, embarrassing, or tense situations
14. You are totally oblivious of the temperature and make comments like, "Air conditioning makes me lazy" (-a quote directly from my maid, Khun Jim)
15. Have a nickname (ie. Good, Porn, PingPing, Tan, Pep, etc)
16. Time is an abstract idea...as is walking at a decent pace

These are my observations of the little quirks I noticed thus far of the Thai culture.  It is fabulous, unique, and clearly seen in every facet of life here in Thailand; which, often times, "farangs" (myself included) are not able to understand .  The language, customs, attitudes, and behaviors of the Thai people all stem from ancient and traditional buddhist beliefs which have culminated into a welcoming, fascinating, and endearing society...one that I have around 22 more months to further observe.

:)  <---a Thai smile

Why I Haven't Been Posting...

Sorry I've been out of the loop the past few weeks, but I have had three really busy weekends! Below are some photos to proove it. Hopefully, I'll get caught up this weekend...hahah, yeah right!! :)

A New Perspective

This is the view of Bangkok from the balcony of my 17th floor apartment (Sethiwan Residence)! The2nd half of pics is of a slow-approaching, ominous, monsoon-type storm! Hope you enjoy them! Also, I would like to state that none of these are edited...this is the selected few I chose straight from the cam :)
This is my new perspective:




Come back to read a very thorough synopsis of my initial reaction to living in Bangkok thus far!
...MORE TO COME :)

Bangkok Beginnings

Here are some pictures I've taken thus far of my time in Bangkok at a Thai cultural show I went to on Thursday night and at the new school I'm working, called NIST. Enjoy!

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My Thai Address

After a miserably stressful and hectic four days (and the help of Priscilla and my mom), I had "somewhat" successfully moved out of my Knoxville apartment and packed all that I would need to live and teach in Bangkok for two years. It was, perhaps, the worst and most difficult task I have ever attempted...it sucked. But eventually I had condensed my entire life's contents down to 3 1/2 bags (each weighing ~65 lbs). So on Sunday morning, July 25th, (running a bit late as usual) my family and I pulled out of 7104 Dalefield Lane to catch my flight out of Atlanta with the trunk of my grandpa's car literally tied down with a rope!! After a $330 fee for excess baggage, a 'farewell' family portrait, and a tearful goodbye, I was only a 14.5 hour and 5.5 hour plane ride from arriving in Bangkok, Thailand!

My New Postal Address:

Ms. Tiffany Simms
Sethiwan Residence
85 Sukhumvit Soi 13
Unit 17-B
Bangkok, Thailand 10110